Since we’ve already covered how to ruin Halloween for the youngsters it’s time to continue our in-depth Halloween coverage with the costumes for guys. As you can only imagine this consists of an endless carousel of penis jokes.
I mean I am embarrassed just to have seen half of this shit. Even worse, I left out a lot of awful ones that I couldn’t bring myself to share. Halloween is ruined forever.
Dracula getting a blowjob
Baked 4:20.. GET IT? HUR HUR.
Wolves have ho's?
Hillbilly gentleman having sex with animal.
I am a woman, but with a hairy cunt!!
Desperate for attention and a handjob.
Current Transformers Bumblebee?
My cock is ring toss
I IS A PUSSY MAGNET?! HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE!
Cock-block. Fuck this guy.
Just muscles? Really?
I fucked a fish and then caught it fishing?
Uhm.... I am a large sack?