Costumes to humiliate women.

If you thought we were going to leave out all of the really pitiful costumes the ladies can dress up in this year, you were dead wrong.

We’ve got an even stronger list of horrible shit to show you. Guys, do yourself a favor and don’t force your woman into any of these for any reason whatsoever. She’ll hate you forever.

Swampy, green fungus lady?

Swampy, green fungus lady?

Light up loser

Light up loser

Fanboy orgasm

Fanboy orgasm

Lame spoon.

Lame spoon.

Crazy ex-girlfriend?

Crazy ex-girlfriend?

Pat-my-ass stewardess

Pat-my-ass stewardess

A trick?

A trick?

Everyday object

Everyday object

Too ugly to wear a sexy costume.

Too ugly to wear a sexy costume.

Forced to wear this

Forced to wear this

Smart but slutty.

Smart but slutty.

BORK BORK BORK

BORK BORK BORK

NO I AM NOT WEARING THAT TO THE BAR

NO I AM NOT WEARING THAT TO THE BAR

Dog's wife?

Dog's wife?

Monkey rape

Monkey rape

Pictured on a dude, 100 times funnier on a lady

Pictured on a dude, 100 times funnier on a lady

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One thought on “Costumes to humiliate women.

  1. I like some of the costumes. The Crazy ex-girlfriend and the
    BORK BORK BORK are hot. I think slutty halloween costumes are all the rang this year.

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