Harp Twins can and will ruin your favorite songs

When not eating from a silver spoon they like to pretend to rock the fuck out.

File this one under “just because you can do it, doesn’t mean you should.”  The Harp Twins are the type of abomination that only the internet could accept with open arms. Unfortunately for my wife, I will give her all credit in discovering these two twits.

Just imagine for a moment, all of your favorite rock and alternative classics, carefully plucked away at by two self-loving, upperclass identical twins. In all of their awful glory, the Harp Twins manage to destroy all of your favorite tunes in annoyingly literal renditions available on Youtube.

Check out this fucking Youtube channel

That’s right, whether it be Metallica, U2, Coldplay or Lady Gaga, the Harp Twins have managed to film a shitty video of them standing in front of the most literal scenery they could find while they patiently pluck away, swaying back and forth and looking at the heavens. If you really like to cringe I encourage you to check out their Youtube comments, which all coincidentally are of people kissing their collective asses while they throw piece of shit after piece of shit at the wall hoping it will stick. Here they are molesting AC/DC:

Seriously girls, just take your rightful place as the 10th runners-up for America’s Got Talent and go away forever. That would be a treat for everyone, but instead we are gifted with the joy that is their personal website CLICK HERE FOR A LONG WINDED RESUME.

Along with apparently winning every single harp-related award ever, they have also studied with world-famous harp people (none of whom any normal person can name). But it’s their “about” session that really shines.

They mention as quickly as possible that Hollywood Producers have indeed come’ a knockin, and that they have been in 3 feature films. They are also quick to mention every web site that has ever covered them, so I anxiously await LOGG64 being added to their long list of ass-kissers.

Did I mention they also claim to be ACTRESSES? What CAN’T they do? Nothing apparently, because they are also experts at rifle marksmanship, Tae Kwon Do, graduated with 4.0 gpa’s, and were competitive swimmers in the Junior Olympics (whatever the fuck that means).

And in a joke that makes itself, they have spent SIX YEARS working with the deaf, and hard of hearing. You can stop laughing now, seriously.

In a nutshell, the Harp Twins are so easy to fucking hate it’s ridiculous, and their goody-two shoes looks are sure to repulse anyone who hates children who are born to be perfect. I honestly feel bad for even mentioning them here, as it will only help to feed their publicity monster.

These chicks are just beyond awful.

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4 thoughts on “Harp Twins can and will ruin your favorite songs

  1. I think it’s weird, in everything, no mention of how old they are, when they were born, or where? I’m talking about in every website or mention they post. Or whoever talks about them online.

  2. Annoying for sure. Creepy. And oooooooooh, waay too happy.
    Creepy. One cannot “jam a hot harp”.
    I wonder what Wesley Willis would say about them?

  3. There’s nothing quite as funny as someone that has accomplished nothing of significance in their lives trying to tear down someone else. I had the pleasure of meeting the harp twins today, and they are sweet and genuine, and really seem to care about what they are doing. Maybe if they started a snarky website, they could be cool, too…

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