If you thought we were going to leave out all of the really pitiful costumes the ladies can dress up in this year, you were dead wrong.
We’ve got an even stronger list of horrible shit to show you. Guys, do yourself a favor and don’t force your woman into any of these for any reason whatsoever. She’ll hate you forever.
Swampy, green fungus lady?
Light up loser
Fanboy orgasm
Lame spoon.
Crazy ex-girlfriend?
Pat-my-ass stewardess
A trick?
Everyday object
Too ugly to wear a sexy costume.
Forced to wear this
Smart but slutty.
BORK BORK BORK
NO I AM NOT WEARING THAT TO THE BAR
Dog's wife?
Monkey rape
Pictured on a dude, 100 times funnier on a lady
100% Less Miley Cyrus 
I like some of the costumes. The Crazy ex-girlfriend and the
BORK BORK BORK are hot. I think slutty halloween costumes are all the rang this year.